What do I say ...

Want to make some money ?
Want to get married easy ?
Want an excuse to steal a car ?

Quote for the day

"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
-Joey Adams

Bill of non-rights continued ....
ARTICLE II: You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone -- not just you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different opinion, etc.; but the world is full of idiots, and probably always will be.